Yes kiddies, I'd like to talk to you today about a little discussed issue in the world.
This is the world of halitosis. Say it with me...ha-lit-TO-sis. I emphasize the toe sound.
Breath that is so strong as to sink the titanic all over again.
It sends village folk running faster than godzilla (gojeela!)
Faster than a speeding bullet and can take down even superman.
Really, breath like that is something only someone would really love you would even try to handle. Kind of makes me think that really...the spouse might have even worse breath than they do and thus is grateful that they have someone who is willing to kiss them.
There needs to be a support kit, maybe a group. Proper brushing habits 101. Comes with floss, a toothbrush, possibly an electric sander. A little mouthwash and perhaps some bleach.
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